Once there was a kid named Justin and his teacher said "what are the first five letters of the alphabet?" He went home and asked his sister who was watching TV and said "sister, what is the first letter of the alphabet?" She said "Shut-up!" Then he went to his dad was watching his favorite football team and they just scored a touchdown...he asked his dad what the second letter of the alphabet was. His dad said "Yes, yes!" Then, he went to his brother who was watching Batman and he asked him, "brother, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" His brother said, "Batman, Batman." Then he went to his mom that was on the toilet and asked her, "Mom what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" She said, "in the toilet, in the toilet." Then he asked his grandmother that was cooking cookies, "Grandma, what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?" She said, "My buns are burning!" He went to school the next day and his teacher asked him, "what are the first five letters of the alphabet?" He said to his teacher, "Shut up!" The teacher said "do you want to go to the Principal's office?" And he said "Yes, yes!" So he went to the Principal's office, and the Principal said, "Who do you think you are?" And he said "Batman, Batman." The Principal asked "where do you live?" He said "in the toilet, in the toilet." So the Principal gave him a big spanking and he said, "My buns are burning!"
