My husband had just bought a play wooden gun that was made to shoot rubberbands. He was showing it to our 5 year old son. He was explaining how to load the rubberband onto the front of the gun and latch it to the clothespin made onto the barrell. Then he was showing him how to aim at a target and release the pin. Our son asked his Dad, "Dad if I shoot this at Momma will it give her a "ponytail"? We had to both laugh at that one.
