My husband had some change in his pocket. He told our daughter Lily, 4, to go upstairs and put the money into our money jug that we use for our vacation spending money. Well, she has a toy ATM machine that she loves to put money in and refers to it as a cash register, cause she can’t remember ATM. I knew that she would probably keep the change for herself. She started up the stairs, stopped on the landing, quickly turned around, put her hand on her hip, and asked in the most serious voice, “Can I put this money in my castrator??”… she meant cash register. My husband and I tried not to laugh, but later when we were talking about where she got that word, we made a joke… Is it pay as you go??
When making comments, they need to be in English, not text messaging language which is destroying your way of communicating in correct English
Aug 12, 2009 Rating
Kids hahaha by: Katherine
Hello im katherine AGE:14
Wen i red that story i just laghft she saunds like me wen i was 3 my mum was gettin me drest then i ran away from her and my mums frend forgot to shut the gate and i ran aut of the gate to the spar next door i was half drest i got 1 sock on a nappy And a fest top and i ran araund the spar shubbing choclate dawn my nappy the spar lady toke me home and seid to my mum Every one seid in the shop that katherine is one crafty baby.
The Things We Do Wen Were Little!x
I Loved Your Story By The Way :)
Aug 02, 2009 Rating
Thank you by: Terri
From the mouths of babes!
Thank you for taking the time to share that delightful story. I have had the most horrendous week and needed the smile and laugh that your daughter's "funny" brought me.
Too often, we "serious" adults forget to take the time out to share the good and when one of us remembers, the rest of us need to acknowledge you with a great big THANK YOU! :-)
So, that being said, I would like to return the favor. We were getting ready to put our boys in little league for the first time a few years back and my oldest was then 9. He brought home the application paperwork and much to my surprise he had tried to complete it himself. Even more to my surprise he did not want me to see it. When I finally insisted he said, "Okay, but Mom, the answer to # 4 is definitely NO!" Imagine the hilarity when my husband and I looked to see that #4 was simply - Sex ___M _____F!!!! :-) Now on the one hand I was certainly dismayed that he even knew that this could be a yes or no question, but since his thought on the "yes or no" version is of "kissing" it still remains quite innocent and even more funny!
