It was just before baseball season and my son had brought home the sign-up/application form. Well, being the independent being that he is, he had already started to fill it out. I asked him to give me the form so I could complete it. He kept stalling and making excuses, and finally, I put my foot down, and said,"give me the paper now, son!" To which he replied, "Okay, but, just so you know, the answer to that one question, is NO, I do not!" Now, I was really confused until he showed me the paper and which "question" it was, it was the place for "SEX M___ F____!" My husband and I both fell on the ground laughing. He really thought they were asking if had sex yet or not! Thank God the answer was NO, huh?