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Mommy Ate Me!

by Yahmese
(New Jersey)

Myself, my 7 year old and my 4 year old, we were in the car driving and we passed by our old apartment building. My 7 year old says "That's were we lived before.", I said yeah and then my 4 year old says " No we didn't." I then said " we did, but you were in my stomach when we lived there," (trying to explain to a 4 year old that I was pregnant with him) My 4 year old then said " Oh my goodness, Mommy you ate me?!!!" Me and my 7 year old were laughing so hard I had to pull the car over!

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