My little cousin Robert had just started Kindergarten. Had only been in school a few weeks when one day he told a student to shut up. The teacher told him "Now Robert that wasn't very nice to say" Robert replied back "Oh well you're all going to hell anyways." The teacher was shocked.
Also he tends to try to escape under the fence at recess and make a break for it.
He's set the class frogs loose on everyone.
One day he was off the wall, hyper, bouncing, uncontrollably. The teacher told him to sit down and asked him to calm down. Robert replied, "Don't worry, my ridalin should be in the mail." That evening his teacher ran into his mother and told her the story. She started busting out laughing. The teacher all serious was like "What's so funny?!" His mother goes, "The other night I couldn't get Robert to sit down so I told him, YOU'RE RIDALIN'S COMING IN THE MAIL." He took her seriously.
