I'm Not a Human

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I'm Not a Human

by SONG
(MARION, NC)

When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it was another word for a person or people. "Oh", she said matter of factly, "I'm not a human." "You're not?" I asked in surprise to which she aswered no. Curious I asked if she was a plant or animal. "No, I'm not," she said. "Mommy don't you know what I am?" "Well if you're not a human or animal or plant I'm not sure what you are," I said. She rolled her eyes and shook her head at me and replied "I'mmm a kid, duh!"

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Mar 24, 2010
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by: jordan

yeah thats kind of dumb im 13 and i heard funnier

Nov 17, 2008
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wooww
by: vannie

wow that is soooooooooooooo funny nice one

Nov 08, 2008
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Duh..? Thats very cute!
by: Julie

Your kid is really smart...sometimes you just can't beat a kid to certain topics. Their answer will surprise you! I have a 3 year old toddler and am having so much fun with her as well..Well, if i have some stories as funny as this one, i'll let you know ..


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