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Destructive fruits and vegetables

by Tammy
(Ottawa, Ontario, Canada)

One day I asked my 4 year old son Thomas what he had learned in school that day, he said that they had learned about potatoes. I asked him what he had learned about potatoes and he went on to say that they come from the sky and they can wreck houses. A little concerned that maybe we were wasting our hard earned money on this private school and I continued to asked questions about these destructive potatoes. He went on to explain that not only can they wreck houses but they can also lift cars and people off the ground. Finally I understood. "You mean to say tornados sweetheart", I said emphasizing the 'T'. He looked at me and said, "That's right, tormatoes."

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Sep 02, 2011
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by: Anonymous

Too cute! I have lots of famile from texas. My aunt Karen told me a story once that she was taking a walk with a foriegn lady she was friends with. The lady didn't have perfect english and kept hollering "tomato!" Finaly they realized she ment tornado and turned around to find a little dust devil. (A name for a mimiature tornado looking thing made of simply dust, and has almost no destructive power)

Mar 27, 2011
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by: Fitri

I like it. It's really funny :)

Oct 17, 2010
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wow
by: tiger human

wow that was funny i like these kind of stories

Apr 08, 2010
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From the mouths of babes! :-)
by: Teeta

Ahhhhh, lmbo! That is too funny. Thank you for lightening up my day. Thank you for taking time out of what I am sure is a busy day to spread a little sunshine and not the hate that it seems the rest of the world has an abundance of time to spread.
That is one of the funniest kid stories I have heard in a while.
Now I have to wipe the laughter tears off my cheeks!
Thanks again, from the bottom of my heart!
Mamatotwoboys

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