Homeschool Curriculum & Child Learning

Kids sometimes say the strangest and funniest things in their state of innocent minds.

Do you have a funny story to tell about your kid?
We are sure these will be one of the sweetest memories you ever had.

Come and share your heart warming stories of the funny things your kids say.

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Shopping at the GAP 
My son was 4 years old and i was making a purchase at the GAP store. There was a naked display of a manequin of just the lower half of the body (legs and ...

mommy i made a pretty poo poo 
my daughter was about two and a half when she came into the living room yelling for me to come see her pretty poo poo. i was hesitant but then decided ...

Bath time 
My 6 year old son was taking a bath the other night. I ran in to wash his hair and he was trying to get out. I said "we need to wash your hair quick before ...

what I learned in Kindergarten. 
On my daughters first day of Kindergarten years ago, she was very excited about learning. She couldn't wait to learn her ABCs, numbers and all the things ...

Playing Airplane 
My two grandaughters ages 5 and 7 love to play a game called airplane.
We sit on the bed and I am usually the
pilot,the 5 year old is serving the lunch,...

The Doctor Is In 
My brother just received this PhD in Theology and I remarked to my 6 year old nephew, "So your dad is a doctor now, will he give us all a shot?" My nephew ...

I'm Not a Human 
When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it ...

Holidays 
My young sons, ages six and eight, and I were taking our usual daily commute to school and work. It was a cloudy day and I was thinking how nice that winter ...

Sunday School 
One Sunday after church, I asked my kids what they learned. My daughter who is in the pre-school age class said, "We learned about Jesus". Excited that ...

Pray for Me! 
One Sunday in South Carolina, my four year-old son, Adrian was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. My husband and I did our best to calm Adrian ...

Betty Burger's Address 
We were driving in the car the other day and my 9 year old son Jake said to me, "Mom, History is so stupid..." I told him it's important that we learn ...

Information for kids! 
My daughter told me this true story about my six year old granddaughter, which I placed in our church 'news letter' this Christmas.

A mother and father ...

laughing baby 
People say that laughter is very contagious. Well, i say that laughter from a child is multiple times more contagious! I showed this video to my toddler ...

Funny Algebra answers 
When asked to expand a set of algebra equations, see how this kid answered the question.

Smart? anyway...have a good laugh...heehee

Pay As You Go?? 
My husband had some change in his pocket. He told our daughter Lily, 4, to go upstairs and put the money into our money jug that we use for our vacation ...

How to "love" your neighbor... 
One Sunday after teaching the 2-3 year olds Sunday school class one of the mom's offered to share a story about teaching her son to memorize bible scripture....

Heart warming  Not rated yet
Three year old granddaughter when she woke up, said to her mom ( our daughter ), " Good morning Sunshine Mommy."

The Ant  Not rated yet
My son Austin age 5 at the time ran into the house one afternoon and asked me to hurry up and turn on the news because he just found a dead ant on the ...

You're Beautiful!!!  Not rated yet
My Child, Zachary, was at his dad's house for Christmas, so unfortunatly, I didn't get to see him for Christmas. A week after Christmas, he came back. I ...

Stupid Kid  Not rated yet
Once there was a kid named Justin and his teacher said "what are the first five letters of the alphabet?" He went home and asked his sister who was watching ...

Keep Trying  Not rated yet
I work in a school and at this time I was working in an after school program. This particular day I was very tired from working full time. A little girl ...

Great Expectations  Not rated yet
We were very excited about preparing our five year old daughter Abby for starting Kindergarten this fall. We talked a lot about how exciting it would be ...

Rat and Cat  Not rated yet
One breezy afternoon,Cat was sleping on his bed..Suddenly Rat came,Rat take a scissors and cut cat feather.Cat was so angry..Cat finally catch the rat....

When I was young  Not rated yet
When I was young, I climbed a tree and wouldn't come down. I was at my grandparent's house and the tree was my tree. it had my name engraved into it. The ...

Baby Teeth  Not rated yet
One day, after my daughter had lost her first tooth, we had ordered pizza. The pizza delivery man was missing some teeth. My little girl pointed at him ...

Montana Fishing Trip  Not rated yet
When I was about 7 or 8, I went on a fishing trip with my cousins, Cody, Jessee and Whatt. We were in Montana near my grandpa’s house on the Kootenai ...

Grandmother's Prediction  Not rated yet
when my daughter amanda was 3. we had a strange liitle coincidence. me and her grandmother were sitting downstairs while she was in her room and her grandmother ...

Ketchup In the Face  Not rated yet
One time while my mom was having lunch with one of her friends she got into a long conversation with her friend and stopped paying much attention to Cole....

Never lie, they will find out through your children  Not rated yet
My parents invited my husband, our 6 children and I over to there house for a family gathering that evening. 9 hours before this gathering my husband and ...

Fish Story  Not rated yet
One early spring day we were sitting at the kitchen table when my husband remarked he was going to have to get his fishing license so he could go fishing....

confused fights  Not rated yet
one day we were out on the beach and we found male pug and a female shitzu they were breeding but my son thought they were fighting and then he said get ...

lil sisters  Not rated yet
My sister was four years old at the time and she was just constantly asking questions and my mom finally got enough and told her to run away from home....

A Random Statement  Not rated yet
Tomorrow is caucus Saturday here in Nevada and Politics are thick in the air. It's even trickled down to the children. Today in the car, my 7 year old ...

My innocent 8 year old  Not rated yet
It was just before baseball season and my son had brought home the sign-up/application form. Well, being the independent being that he is, he had already ...

stamped  Not rated yet
Yesterday afternoon we took our grandson Caden to a Pet Expo. After paying the fee we had to be hand stamped before entering. My husband and I had ours ...

wolf and dog story  Not rated yet

Wolf and Dog Story
A dog slipped off his leash one day and went for a walk in the woods. After a time, he met a wolf.

The dog said to the ...

burt hinnie  Not rated yet
My three year old went to her dad Christmas Eve crying. She was upset thinking she would not get any present from santa. When he asked her why she was ...

Read the Erections   Not rated yet
My little sister is four years old and she hasn't quite learned how to pronounce all of her words and one of those words is "directions".
And you know ...

I Love It!!!  Not rated yet
For christmas, our 3 children buy each other gifts and get to open those on christmas eve. Well, my 4 year old daughter opened the first one and said " Oh,...

Teachers  Not rated yet
A few years ago when my son was six they were going to the beach with his school to act out scenes from Peter Pan. He was so excited. When he was telling ...

Picks up Quick  Not rated yet
I was reading my daughter (3 at the time) a Winnie the Pooh story about Piglet telling fibs. I asked if she knew what fibbing meant to which she shook ...

Thats what I call Potty Training  Not rated yet
My son was slow at the potty training concept but he has finally caught on. We are in the process of remodeling one of our bathrooms, currently the old ...

Sunday school prayer  Not rated yet
My aunt and I teach the pre-k sunday school class at our church. My aunt (Mrs. Becky) is the teacher and I am the helper. Mrs Becky always begins class ...

plain classia  Not rated yet
jonny had a dog and was walking the dog with bob, bob asked if he could hold the lead as bob only had a fish and fish dont have legs

Punishment for things that he did not do?  Not rated yet
I was at the clinic the other day and came across this joke on a bulletin pin up.

Student: Dear teacher, would you punish me for the things that i didn'...

Bad Parenting  Not rated yet
Strange...why are my children? I thought this picture was funny but yet speak volumes to me.

This mother duck obviously did not understand the needs ...

raising fund  Not rated yet
The centre is raising fund for a christmas carnival charity by selling the bookmarks designes and drawn by the children.
Children were informed of the ...

Daddy can make the earth quakes  Not rated yet
This funny story was told by a friend of mine about the San Jose's earthquake.

They were gathered in the living room when the San Jose earthquake hit....

old macdonald  Not rated yet
This is ada's latest release of her Music TV on the old macdonald dance. Not neccessary funny but thought i'd share my joy with you. Notice how she did ...

Miami Vice  Not rated yet
My four year old son and I were goofing around the other day playing good guys. As we were getting out of the car I said, "Alright, come on...! I'll be ...

compilation of funny videos  Not rated yet
Americans videos....they are so cheesy...
But here is one video to tickle yourself ...
Enjoy..

The new Christmas Story by Jamie  Not rated yet
Jamie age 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story.

He had learned all about the wise men from the east who brought ...

How does GOD looks like?  Not rated yet
In a Nursery school setting, a teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around ...

funny math answers  Not rated yet
Kids nowadays are so creative - even in the way the answer exam questions!

A friend of mine sent me this pic which i thought is really funny! I hope ...

Story of daddy and the Pharoah  Not rated yet
I used to tell my son bible stories before he went to bed everynight. This one came a little unexpected and thought i'd share it... :)

My husband had ...