Homeschool Curriculum & Child Learning

Abraham Lincoln & Laura Ingalls 
While sitting in a closet waiting out a tornado warning, my daughter-in-law and grandson were home alone while my son and granddaughter were on the other ...

Nana and Papa 
I was driving and my two boys Mitch and Mason ages 3 and 5 were in their car seats in the back. They were playing with toy dirtbikes and making dirtbike ...

Stretching our legs 
We were at my son’s wedding and we had been taking pre-wedding pictures. I looked at my daughter and said” lets take Jaxon (1 ½) and Lilly (2 ½) for a ...

A Mix-Up 
A young boy, aged 7 was in Sunday School, and the Sunday school teacher was trying to get the boy to say the word christening.
"You had it when you were ...

Bathroom visit 
My 8 year old son and I decided to go shopping and as we were in the store I had to go use the ladies room. Well since I don't like leaving my son alone ...

Destructive fruits and vegetables 
One day I asked my 4 year old son Thomas what he had learned in school that day, he said that they had learned about potatoes. I asked him what he had ...

Shopping at the GAP 
My son was 4 years old and i was making a purchase at the GAP store. There was a naked display of a manequin of just the lower half of the body (legs and ...

Bath time 
My 6 year old son was taking a bath the other night. I ran in to wash his hair and he was trying to get out. I said "we need to wash your hair quick before ...

what I learned in Kindergarten. 
On my daughters first day of Kindergarten years ago, she was very excited about learning. She couldn't wait to learn her ABCs, numbers and all the things ...

Playing Airplane 
My two grandaughters ages 5 and 7 love to play a game called airplane.
We sit on the bed and I am usually the
pilot,the 5 year old is serving the lunch,...

The Doctor Is In 
My brother just received this PhD in Theology and I remarked to my 6 year old nephew, "So your dad is a doctor now, will he give us all a shot?" My nephew ...

Holidays 
My young sons, ages six and eight, and I were taking our usual daily commute to school and work. It was a cloudy day and I was thinking how nice that winter ...

Sunday School 
One Sunday after church, I asked my kids what they learned. My daughter who is in the pre-school age class said, "We learned about Jesus". Excited that ...

Betty Burger's Address 
We were driving in the car the other day and my 9 year old son Jake said to me, "Mom, History is so stupid..." I told him it's important that we learn ...

Information for kids! 
My daughter told me this true story about my six year old granddaughter, which I placed in our church 'news letter' this Christmas.

A mother and father ...

laughing baby 
People say that laughter is very contagious. Well, i say that laughter from a child is multiple times more contagious! I showed this video to my toddler ...

Funny Algebra answers 
When asked to expand a set of algebra equations, see how this kid answered the question.

Smart? anyway...have a good laugh...heehee

funny math answers 
Kids nowadays are so creative - even in the way the answer exam questions!

A friend of mine sent me this pic which i thought is really funny! I hope ...

Aunty is Pregnant 
My 7 year old son has been under the impression that people HAVE to be married to have a baby. So this is the story.
My 7 year old was told the other ...

Pay As You Go?? 
My husband had some change in his pocket. He told our daughter Lily, 4, to go upstairs and put the money into our money jug that we use for our vacation ...

mommy i made a pretty poo poo 
my daughter was about two and a half when she came into the living room yelling for me to come see her pretty poo poo. i was hesitant but then decided ...

I'm Not a Human 
When my daughter Sydalia was about three she overheard her brother use the word human. Not understanding she asked me what it meant. I replied that it ...

Pray for Me! 
One Sunday in South Carolina, my four year-old son, Adrian was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. My husband and I did our best to calm Adrian ...

How does GOD looks like? 
In a Nursery school setting, a teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around ...

I've Got a Gun! 
So my 6 year old son was playing his nintendo thing and he got a weapon (in the game, of course) and we were just about to start landing when he started ...

Ketchup In the Face 
One time while my mom was having lunch with one of her friends she got into a long conversation with her friend and stopped paying much attention to Cole....

How to "love" your neighbor... 
One Sunday after teaching the 2-3 year olds Sunday school class one of the mom's offered to share a story about teaching her son to memorize bible scripture....

Grandmother's Prediction 
when my daughter amanda was 3. we had a strange liitle coincidence. me and her grandmother were sitting downstairs while she was in her room and her grandmother ...

Never lie, they will find out through your children 
My parents invited my husband, our 6 children and I over to there house for a family gathering that evening. 9 hours before this gathering my husband and ...

Baby Teeth 
One day, after my daughter had lost her first tooth, we had ordered pizza. The pizza delivery man was missing some teeth. My little girl pointed at him ...

wolf and dog story 

Wolf and Dog Story
A dog slipped off his leash one day and went for a walk in the woods. After a time, he met a wolf.

The dog said to the ...

Bored....?  Not rated yet
When I visite my friends home in the mornig,my friends 2 and half year old daughter was asking him following question.....

"Dad, I get up in the morning ...

the day i took a fall!  Not rated yet
one time i was just on my friends porch. And I was just chillin out and relaxing. Then the girs dogs came along. And I love animals but the dig was chasing ...

My friends wart!  Not rated yet
I have a fantastic friend, who had a big wart on the side of her nose.We have been friends for ages, so i kind of forgot she had it!
Any way...my 5 year ...

College or Bank Robber??  Not rated yet
My little 5 yr old daughter was at the dentist and was chatting up the nurse and tells her "when I get big I'm goig to be a scientist like my mom! ..AND ...

Big Black CD  Not rated yet
One day when my son came home from Kindergarten, he is now 21, he told me his teacher played a big black CD for them. It took me awhile to finally understand ...

Snuff it  Not rated yet
My nephew must've been about 6 years old when a friend of ours stayed over for a while. This guy had some serious sinus problems and used the old method ...

Just how much are the little ones listening  Not rated yet
Life is so fun and we could not ask for it to be any better at the moment. We are so blessed to have our Grandson in our life. The words that fall out ...

Nana talked to GOD  Not rated yet
One Saturday I was up cooking breakfast and my grandson Isaiah was running and playing just as he does in any other normal day but you see this Saturday ...

Interesting Idea  Not rated yet
Once I asked my three year old brother what he wanted to be when he grew up. he replied, "I want to be a big boy and catch butterflies".

SHE CHANGE IT  Not rated yet
IT was december and we were having school reports, there was a visitor at home.
An old woman from our neighbouring whom was famous with r of being a witch....

the funny girl named tiffany   Not rated yet
one day a old woman named tiffany got a new home and she ask what to name it and her old lady frainds told her to name it hairy butt so she did and then ...

on the way to mister twisters  Not rated yet
we were on the way to a play center we built and own called mister twisters and there was someone crossing the road my daughter emilia at the top of her ...

Speed Limits  Not rated yet
My family (Mom, stepdad, younger brother and myself) went to Arizon for a family reunion. I was 13, and my brother was 5. At the time, my brother was facinated ...

Lillies of the Valley  Not rated yet
When my oldest daughter was pregnant with their first born my son in law decided that since he was going to be sharing the responsiblity of raising a child ...

Ponytail shooter  Not rated yet
My husband had just bought a play wooden gun that was made to shoot rubberbands. He was showing it to our 5 year old son. He was explaining how to load ...

Fart fart fart  Not rated yet
My son farted and my hubby( the hottest dude ever) told him that it was rude and naughty. so sammy yelled at aunty jude for 'being Jude and daddy said ...

Are you a pig?  Not rated yet
main people: me (12 year old sister) my little bro. (hes 3 today) and the sherif.....so we were in the car (me and my fam. i have a big fam.) were in the ...

STINKY GHOST.  Not rated yet
I ASKED MY TWO YEAR OLD"SAVANNAH DID YOU POOP IN YOUR DIAPER" SHE SAYS, "NO MOMMY ITS NOT ME". "THERES A STINKY GHOST IN HERE"

Mommy Ate Me!  Not rated yet
Myself, my 7 year old and my 4 year old, we were in the car driving and we passed by our old apartment building. My 7 year old says "That's were we lived ...

Heart Burn  Not rated yet
My boyfriend at the time...we were sitting in the car, it was myself, my boyfriend, and my two children, 6 years old and 3 years old. My boyfriend was ...

Boogie board!!  Not rated yet
My 6 year old brother loved this ride at schlitterbaun! It was
Called THE BOOGIE BOARD. he rode it many times but on his last time he had fallen!!:( He ...

the tree  Not rated yet
haha i remember when my daughter and our family went camping so we were at the lake and my daughter and her cousin were running and i said be carful because ...

My brother falling down the stairs  Not rated yet
Okay so one day we were talking about something, I had gotten mad of something he had said so I started chasing him and my younger sister just got done ...

Ride the Toy Donkey  Not rated yet
I rode a coin operated donkey at Pho 75 in South Philly on May 1, 2011.

Don't Call Me Alan  Not rated yet
When my little brother, Alan, was about two years old, he wanted chicken nuggets for lunch, so our mother took him to McDonalds. On their way home, my ...

Wont dont Mommys get dogs instead?  Not rated yet
My 4 year old son and I were snuggled up in my bed about to go to sleep when all of a sudden he said "Mama... why do ALL mommys have to have babies? Why ...

toasted a pickle  Not rated yet
when i was little me and my dad where fixing his car.i had a pickle.AND A PAIR OF PLYERS.MY DAD NEEDED THEM.SO WE TRADED.I GAVE HIM PLYERS HE GAVE ME A ...

Communion  Not rated yet
Listening to Pastor Teresa's sermon, she started with "the funny things kids say" and discussed how children can be very insightful. After the sermon ...

Love is louder  Not rated yet
We all had to say a phrase of what love is louder then. My 6 year old said love is louder then bullying then my five year old said Love is louder then ...

An 8th grade boy   Not rated yet
Me and my friend Katy are in 7th grade , we walked past this huge 8th grader , very fat . My friend Katy turns to me and says : "drea , the boys boobs ...

The Beach...Ha ha ha  Not rated yet
Ok, So me and my sister went to the beach. And we are sitting on the sand bar, And she says...,"Hannah...I love the beach!...Hahahaha *SHE SMILES* da beach"...

God made trees with nuts for us  Not rated yet
One day while I was a two year old teacher we were reading a book about stuff God made for us, the thing was trees with nuts. I started to ask the kids ...

Sohani is a crazy girl.  Not rated yet
My dad told me that I am a crazy girl. My name is Sohani and I am in first grade. If you have any comments or funny stories go to www. How does god look ...

Potty Mouth kid  Not rated yet
When my daughter was around 4 or 5 she seemed to always be accidently using profanity. Once we were at a park and she saw a squirrel run up to another ...

How I fell down the stairs one very random day!  Not rated yet
One day I was walking down the stairs in the morning to go eat a big, fat breakfast! I walked down the stairs every day for that week and i had like 5 ...

new hand  Not rated yet
we are live in a joint family. My 3 year old brother's daughter was saying to my mother(her grandmother) after showing her new shirt, It is my new shirt,...

Lesbos has been burned!  Not rated yet
I believe the funniest moment in my life was the phrase “Lesbos had been burned!”

This happened and was said many years ago, when I was young and innocent ...

My Son...  Not rated yet
my son was standing in his underwear on the couch and I sat there for a moment before saying; "GET DRESSED!!!" because I had told him several times before!...

muddy day  Not rated yet
I just got home from work and had a really long day. My husband was supposed to pick up my two year old daughter from daycare. When i got home it was ...

Highway  Not rated yet
I was sitting in the car with my 4year old niece and my mom, my niece wanted to open the windows but we were on the highway going too fast, so my mom told ...

Never-Had Sex!  Not rated yet
My 11 year old son and I are sitting in a new Dr's office. I proceed to fill out the paperwork for first time patients & my son asks to do this, (since ...

Shrek songs+Grammer= ?  Not rated yet
My Niece Kyla who which is 14 now but was 13 when this happened we were sitting at the kitchen table playing mexican train and all of a sudden while ...

He mop some and he dust some  Not rated yet
I guess we were not perfect parents in this area. Most parents tell their kids about their daddy or mommy's job. We didn't. Why didn't we? My ...

TO BE A TEACHER  Not rated yet
This could be a little humiliating for some of us stay-at-home mothers.

My Grade One little boy came back from school and said excitedly, "Mom, you ...

how come you would have spanked me?  Not rated yet
Well my sister-in-law and two of her sons came to my house and they wanted to go fishing at our pond for Jared's sweet 16. He was having a fish fri.My ...

Stair Lift  Not rated yet
As a volunteer disabled classroom assistant in a local infant school, I feel giving the kids a hands-on experience where my wheelchair is concerned a necessity....

Slow Men at Work  Not rated yet
My mom and I together with my 7year old cousin was driving on the road when we saw some men with helmets digging on the side of the road, about a meters ...

Windmill  Not rated yet
My 4 year old and I were driving to Bethlehem (Freestate, South Africa)to visit my mother. The road is very beautiful and has lots of windmills and cattle ...

Not Lying  Not rated yet
My mother is terminally ill, and when my sister-in-law asked her if she was feeling ok today, she said yes. Sometimes so people don't worry about her, she ...

Traffic lights.  Not rated yet
We were looking after our God-daughter who is 3 years old. She was sat in the back of the car, and we were driving fast (well the speed limit of 40mph)...

daddy you don't kiss right!  Not rated yet
Katie (3 years) loves princesses and watches all those movies. Evey night daddy kisses her good night on the cheek, but ne night katie told daddy to kiss ...

SOB  Not rated yet
daddy and jacob were at the car wash watching cars go threw. Jacob would ask what type of car each one was and daddy would reply. One care was a "HUGE ...

Are you serious?  Not rated yet
Grandpa- Are you serious?
caity- NO! I'm caity!

In case the power goes out  Not rated yet
I was staying with a friend and her husband and three kids.One day as I was vaccuuming the floor I asked the oldest girl why there was a light on front ...

That's my mommy  Not rated yet
One day at my Sunday School class (pre-k) one little boy's mom came to drop him off at the class & told him "Now Nikil, you've got to colour nicely today....

Wondering Mind  Not rated yet
My husband always throws scraps of food out in the garden. One day the grandkids came for a visit. They wanted to go outside and see all the things Grandpa ...

"It's a Butterfly!"  Not rated yet
In 2002 I was active duty military and my 2 1/2 year old daughter and 8 month old son were staying with my parents while I was deployed. My daughter was ...

Bin Time  Not rated yet
Once I went to the shop with my daughter when she was 3 and I had just picked her up from daycare and they say there if you are naughty u have to sit next ...

What shape do you want to be, Mommy?  Not rated yet
One day, we took the kids out shopping and on the way home, we stopped to have some icecream. My husband and I just having some short conversations ...

you eat puppies?  Not rated yet
It was the week of the fish fry in Paris,tn and I asked my daughter Kayden(3) if she was going with her nanney and papa to eat catfish, hushpuppies and ...

your business  Not rated yet
we were cleaning off the table at my sisters house for supper, when my daughter kayden started snooping around and asking what was wrote on an envelope....

Learning Anatomy  Not rated yet
One morning after taking a shower with my husband, my 4 year old daughter had an amusing conversation with him. She said "Daddy, whats that thing hanging ...

the, big ,huge,snake story.  Not rated yet
One day my little cousin called and said " my mommie just killed a big,long,huge snake"he heard his mom say it was about 2 feet long so that is what he ...

hope  Not rated yet
my little cousin wanted to go fishing. well nobody could go because we were cleaning the yards. he decided he would go fishing. he grabed a stick and a ...

I Don't Want To Be Dumb  Not rated yet
Some family members were asking my 5 year old grandson how he was doing in VPK. He said, "You know, I'm worried that I won't learn to read". Everyone ...

The big one  Not rated yet
My 5 year old grandson was in a public bathroom with his sister and Mother. He was in a separate stall from them and yelled out, "Mom, you need to see ...

The big one  Not rated yet
My 5 year old grandson was in a public bathroom with his sister and Mother. He was in a separate stall from them and yelled out, "Mom, you need to see ...

Eggs  Not rated yet
I was visiting my grandmother with my two boys, four and five years old.
My cousin being a good sport, and allowing me to sleep extra time, cooked breakfast ...

Creation  Not rated yet
I was revising my sunday school children on Creation Story (Genesis 1),'what does God created on the sixth day?','man', was the answer of a 1 year 5 months ...

Kindergarten Cruelty  Not rated yet
My little cousin Robert had just started Kindergarten. Had only been in school a few weeks when one day he told a student to shut up. The teacher told ...

He Hurt Me  Not rated yet
My daughter walked in, crying uncontrollably. Her face was red, tears were running down her face as she said, "Mommy, Cris hurt me here." She was grabbing ...

"Jesus" A Thief in the Night  Not rated yet
When my son was 6 we attended a revival at our church. You can probably guess by my story title what the evangelist spoke abut that night. I noticed when ...

getting dressed  Not rated yet
My family has told me about this story about my brother his whole life he was about 4 years old and my grandmother was taking him shopping with her. Well ...

One Confusing Valentine  Not rated yet
It was the day before Valentine's Day and my whole class was in P.E. But my teacher didn't know where we were. She was shutting her eyes and telling ...

Heart warming  Not rated yet
Three year old granddaughter when she woke up, said to her mom ( our daughter ), " Good morning Sunshine Mommy."

The Ant  Not rated yet
My son Austin age 5 at the time ran into the house one afternoon and asked me to hurry up and turn on the news because he just found a dead ant on the ...

You're Beautiful!!!  Not rated yet
My Child, Zachary, was at his dad's house for Christmas, so unfortunatly, I didn't get to see him for Christmas. A week after Christmas, he came back. I ...

Stupid Kid  Not rated yet
Once there was a kid named Justin and his teacher said "what are the first five letters of the alphabet?" He went home and asked his sister who was watching ...

Keep Trying  Not rated yet
I work in a school and at this time I was working in an after school program. This particular day I was very tired from working full time. A little girl ...

Great Expectations  Not rated yet
We were very excited about preparing our five year old daughter Abby for starting Kindergarten this fall. We talked a lot about how exciting it would be ...

Rat and Cat  Not rated yet
One breezy afternoon,Cat was sleping on his bed..Suddenly Rat came,Rat take a scissors and cut cat feather.Cat was so angry..Cat finally catch the rat....

When I was young  Not rated yet
When I was young, I climbed a tree and wouldn't come down. I was at my grandparent's house and the tree was my tree. it had my name engraved into it. The ...

Montana Fishing Trip  Not rated yet
When I was about 7 or 8, I went on a fishing trip with my cousins, Cody, Jessee and Whatt. We were in Montana near my grandpa’s house on the Kootenai ...

Fish Story  Not rated yet
One early spring day we were sitting at the kitchen table when my husband remarked he was going to have to get his fishing license so he could go fishing....

confused fights  Not rated yet
one day we were out on the beach and we found male pug and a female shitzu they were breeding but my son thought they were fighting and then he said get ...

lil sisters  Not rated yet
My sister was four years old at the time and she was just constantly asking questions and my mom finally got enough and told her to run away from home....

A Random Statement  Not rated yet
Tomorrow is caucus Saturday here in Nevada and Politics are thick in the air. It's even trickled down to the children. Today in the car, my 7 year old ...

My innocent 8 year old  Not rated yet
It was just before baseball season and my son had brought home the sign-up/application form. Well, being the independent being that he is, he had already ...

stamped  Not rated yet
Yesterday afternoon we took our grandson Caden to a Pet Expo. After paying the fee we had to be hand stamped before entering. My husband and I had ours ...

burt hinnie  Not rated yet
My three year old went to her dad Christmas Eve crying. She was upset thinking she would not get any present from santa. When he asked her why she was ...

Read the Erections   Not rated yet
My little sister is four years old and she hasn't quite learned how to pronounce all of her words and one of those words is "directions".
And you know ...

I Love It!!!  Not rated yet
For christmas, our 3 children buy each other gifts and get to open those on christmas eve. Well, my 4 year old daughter opened the first one and said " Oh,...

Teachers  Not rated yet
A few years ago when my son was six they were going to the beach with his school to act out scenes from Peter Pan. He was so excited. When he was telling ...

Picks up Quick  Not rated yet
I was reading my daughter (3 at the time) a Winnie the Pooh story about Piglet telling fibs. I asked if she knew what fibbing meant to which she shook ...

Thats what I call Potty Training  Not rated yet
My son was slow at the potty training concept but he has finally caught on. We are in the process of remodeling one of our bathrooms, currently the old ...

Sunday school prayer  Not rated yet
My aunt and I teach the pre-k sunday school class at our church. My aunt (Mrs. Becky) is the teacher and I am the helper. Mrs Becky always begins class ...

plain classia  Not rated yet
jonny had a dog and was walking the dog with bob, bob asked if he could hold the lead as bob only had a fish and fish dont have legs

Punishment for things that he did not do?  Not rated yet
I was at the clinic the other day and came across this joke on a bulletin pin up.

Student: Dear teacher, would you punish me for the things that i didn'...

Bad Parenting  Not rated yet
Strange...why are my children? I thought this picture was funny but yet speak volumes to me.

This mother duck obviously did not understand the needs ...

raising fund  Not rated yet
The centre is raising fund for a christmas carnival charity by selling the bookmarks designes and drawn by the children.
Children were informed of the ...

Daddy can make the earth quakes  Not rated yet
This funny story was told by a friend of mine about the San Jose's earthquake.

They were gathered in the living room when the San Jose earthquake hit....

old macdonald  Not rated yet
This is ada's latest release of her Music TV on the old macdonald dance. Not neccessary funny but thought i'd share my joy with you. Notice how she did ...

Miami Vice  Not rated yet
My four year old son and I were goofing around the other day playing good guys. As we were getting out of the car I said, "Alright, come on...! I'll be ...

compilation of funny videos  Not rated yet
Americans videos....they are so cheesy...
But here is one video to tickle yourself ...
Enjoy..

The new Christmas Story by Jamie  Not rated yet
Jamie age 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story.

He had learned all about the wise men from the east who brought ...

Story of daddy and the Pharoah  Not rated yet
I used to tell my son bible stories before he went to bed everynight. This one came a little unexpected and thought i'd share it... :)

My husband had ...